So Where is Jessica Simpson?

Attention all Grant’s Rant readers, I have a question for you: Has Jessica Simpson been banned from attending Cowboys Games?  I have not seen her at any games this season, not that she would want to travel to Green Bay anyway.  Unless you are a die hard football fan/buff Green Bay would not be the first choice of travel destinations.

But it still begs the question, to avert a PR nightmare, has Tony told her to watch from home?  The reality is with each game the Cowboys win, the more dangerous it becomes for Jessica Simpson to show up at a game.  For all those idiots who believe in the Jessica Jinx, if the Cowboys lose the first game Simpson attends,  forgetaboutit!!!! (as we say in NY)

The Jessica Jinx, Not Broken Yet!

Headline News declared the Jessica Jinx over, when the Cowboys beat the Eagles last night.  Though I never really believed in the Jessica Jinx, as a firm believer in other Jinxes, just because the Cowboys won does not break the so called Jinx.

I don’t think Jessica Simpson was even in the stands last night.  If she were I am sure ESPN would have been constantly cutting away to her instead of Jerry Jones.  So until Jessica Simpson wears that now infamous pink jersey to a Cowboys victory, the jinx, technically, is still on.

But I must reiterate, I never believed Jessica or her jersey was the cause of the Jinx, but since so many people do, and I am an authority on bad luck (I’m a poker player), I just thought I would clarify the situation.

Tony and Jessica are Having a Baby

Well, not yet.  But if you believe the tabloids, Jessica is said to be “feverishly” trying to conceive.  The gossip sight The Bosh is even reporting that Jessica Simpson mistakenly read a pregnancy test, then told Tony Romo’s Family she was pregnant.  Supposedly the family was furious!

Cowboy fans wouldn’t be happy either.  With the season of dreams nearly upon us, at this point, the only “Baby”, Tony should be dealing with is Martellus Bennett.

Jessica and Tony Pics from Cowboys Camp

Well we knew it would happen, and yes I am late on reporting the news, but Jessica Simpson finally made her trip to visit Tony at Cowboys Camp in Oxnard.  She apparently had jaws dropping, just not my secret agents jaws dropping, Sam and CJ missed the whole thing.

You can see the Pics courtesy of the Gossip Girls, click it here.

I would have gotten to this earlier but I am involved in covering this Crypto outbreak in North Texas.  Though we all secretly realize more people care about Tony and Jessica then Cryptosporidium, I still have an image to uphold that I am a real news man.

A Jessica Sex Tape? First Distraction for Tony

A British tabloid is reporting that a secret 25 minute sex tape of Jessica Simpson and her ex-husband Nick Lachey has leaked out and could hit the Internet serves within days.  Jessica is insisting no such tape exists, I tend to believe her.

The problem is it is one more distraction, Tony Romo doesn’t need.  Imagine your girlfriend is forced to fight rumors about a sex tape that shows her in the middle of all kind of Pam Anderson activities.  I would imagine it would upset you too, just as it would upset Tony.

If there is any truth to the Internet Rumor that is now spreading like a California wildfire, my team of Romo-Simpson agents will get to the bottom of it.

Jessica Watch in Full Effect, Secret Agents Posted

Sam Hale -NBC5

It is Cowboys mania out in Oxnard and has happy as the fans are for the return of players and coaches, they are really waiting for the arrival of one more star, Jessica Simpson.

I have always loved reporting on the Jessica Simpson – Tony Romo Saga for one reason, and one reason only, it drives traffic to Grant’s Rant. The fact is, I am never afraid to “Pimp” my blog for a little publicity. 

I now have sources placed all over Oxnard ready to call me as soon as the lovely singer arrives.  Any news related to Jessica and Tony, you will find it here on Grant’s Rant thanks to the brave men who agreed to be enlisted for the very important job of “Jessica Watch.”

Agent 1: C.J. Johnson (above):  Not only does he have the eyes of a hawk, but if there is a pretty girl around C.J. will spot her.  And he loves talking on the phone so he’s happy for one more job that gives him a reason to call someone.

Agent 2: Sam Hale (above):  Nicknamed the “Sports Master,” Sam secretly knows the key to Cowboys success is unearthing the truth behind the “Jessica Jinx.”  While producing for sports for Newy, Sam is well aware his first responsibility is actually working as a secret agent on the look out for one lovely singer.

Both Sam and C.J. tell me they have inside sources that tell them, Jessica will arrive on Thursday.  So far both agents tell me Tony has been preforming well at camp.  The first test will be if he can keep it up after his girlfriend arrives.

Free PR Advice for Tony Romo

 

If Tony has a publicist and you know who it is, please forward this post to them.  Tony needs to learn how to deal with the Jessica Simpson saga.  Instead of remaining quiet and aloof about the subject embrace it.  Providing the two are very close and still going strong, which it sounds like they are, Tony needs to find a message that will get everyone off his back.

The biggest fear Cowboys fans have is that Jessica Simpson is a “distraction.”  To counter those fears Tony needs to come clean and say this:

“I am deeply in love with Jessica and she is a positive force in my life.  Not only do I feel happy around her, but she is a calming supportive voice.  When I am around her I feel at ease.  I no longer have a desire to go out and party all night long, I would rather spend an evening at home with her.  She has an amazing way of keeping me focused.”

That takes all the ammunition away from critics.  Plus, when you are trying to hide something, people always perceive a problem.  Try it Tony, you may find all the people that interview you will then be totally disarmed and even happy for you.

Tony Romo Not Happy With Me

First off let me say I have always been a Tony Romo fan.  He seems like a genuinely nice guy and a grounded individual.  But if he wants to be a multi-million dollar quarterback in the NFL, he has to take the good with the bad.  Apparently he doesn’t like being asked about his relationship with the lovely Jessica Simpson.

I did a one on one interview with Tony on Sports Extra last Sunday and he seemed to be grumpy about having to do a series of interviews with reporters around the country.  And when I asked, nicely, I may add, about Jessica he seemed to get annoyed.  Tony needs to realize the majority of viewers, not sports fans, want to know about Jessica.  And the sports fans simply want to know if she is a distraction.  He certinly has a right to date whoever he wants.  Cowboy fans also have a right to hope, his girlfriend is not a “distraction.”

Tony needs to learn how to just deal with it.  He is a “celebrity” quarterback, whether he likes it or not.  I’m sorry for asking, but when you do an interview with Tony, it is the one question that has to be asked.  If you don’t ask it, the reporter looks like an idiot.

Later, I offer up my public relations advice for Tony and how to deal with the Simpson Saga.

Jessica Simpson Will Be at the Cowboys Games!

Brace yourselves superstitious Cowboys fans!  Jessica Simpson is telling the San Francisco Chronicle she will be at the Cowboys games no matter what kind of hostile reception she receives.

Simpson and Cowboys star quarterback Tony Romo have been dating for 7 months now and Jessica Claims the two are still going strong.  Will she be a jinx this year?  (I personally don’t think she ever was a jinx, a distraction maybe.)  Who knows, I can tell you, the first game that Tony plays like a mope, the lovely singer will be the first one blamed for her honey’s poor performance.  Silly, but true!

Tony Romo Wants Carrie Underwood Back?

…. Maybe so, if you believe Jessica Simpson.  Reports are now surfacing that Jessica can get insanely jealous by Tony’s constant communication via, emails and text messages with his ex-girlfriend, Carrie Underwood.

MSNBC quotes a friend of Jessica’s who claims Jessica asked Tony to stop all communication with Carrie Underwood.  Truth is, I can’t blame her.  I wouldn’t be happy if my wife was emailing and texting one of her old boyfriends, especially if he was a millionaire entertainer!

Tony doesn’t need the money, but we are getting close to training camp where he doesn’t need all the distractions either.  Why can’t he just find a nice girl from Garland!