A Jessica Sex Tape? First Distraction for Tony

A British tabloid is reporting that a secret 25 minute sex tape of Jessica Simpson and her ex-husband Nick Lachey has leaked out and could hit the Internet serves within days.  Jessica is insisting no such tape exists, I tend to believe her.

The problem is it is one more distraction, Tony Romo doesn’t need.  Imagine your girlfriend is forced to fight rumors about a sex tape that shows her in the middle of all kind of Pam Anderson activities.  I would imagine it would upset you too, just as it would upset Tony.

If there is any truth to the Internet Rumor that is now spreading like a California wildfire, my team of Romo-Simpson agents will get to the bottom of it.

Jessica Watch in Full Effect, Secret Agents Posted

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It is Cowboys mania out in Oxnard and has happy as the fans are for the return of players and coaches, they are really waiting for the arrival of one more star, Jessica Simpson.

I have always loved reporting on the Jessica Simpson – Tony Romo Saga for one reason, and one reason only, it drives traffic to Grant’s Rant. The fact is, I am never afraid to “Pimp” my blog for a little publicity. 

I now have sources placed all over Oxnard ready to call me as soon as the lovely singer arrives.  Any news related to Jessica and Tony, you will find it here on Grant’s Rant thanks to the brave men who agreed to be enlisted for the very important job of “Jessica Watch.”

Agent 1: C.J. Johnson (above):  Not only does he have the eyes of a hawk, but if there is a pretty girl around C.J. will spot her.  And he loves talking on the phone so he’s happy for one more job that gives him a reason to call someone.

Agent 2: Sam Hale (above):  Nicknamed the “Sports Master,” Sam secretly knows the key to Cowboys success is unearthing the truth behind the “Jessica Jinx.”  While producing for sports for Newy, Sam is well aware his first responsibility is actually working as a secret agent on the look out for one lovely singer.

Both Sam and C.J. tell me they have inside sources that tell them, Jessica will arrive on Thursday.  So far both agents tell me Tony has been preforming well at camp.  The first test will be if he can keep it up after his girlfriend arrives.

Where are Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo?

1. The two are at Valley Ranch taking a hot tub together.
2. Tony is playing golf at Cowboys in Grapevine, telling his friends it’s over with Jessica.
3. Jessica is home on the Internet spreading rumors the two are still an item.
4. Tony is with Joe Simpson collecting the 50-thousand Joe paid Tony to attend Ashley’s wedding.
5. Jessica is in L.A. drunk dialing Nick Lechey.
6. Tony is in Dallas drunk dialing Carrie Underwood.
7. Jessica is in Dallas hiring a private investigator to follow Tony’s every move.
8. Tony is in Dallas filing a restraining order against Jessica and her father.
9. Jessica is alone at her parents house crying in the fetal position for no particular reason.
10. Tony is in Chicago making out with random, hot college chicks.