The Mavericks Are Misfits

So the man who was supposed to win us a championship “this year” gets ejected!  Jerry Stackhouse and the rest of the crew can’t make a shot.  Only Dirk and The Jet showed any signs of playing like they were supposed to last night.  Bottom line, the Mavs have reached the depths of being pathetic.  I am disgusted when watching them.

After all the hype of the game three win against the Hornets, we get to watch a romp last night.  We really only have to look to game three to realize why the Mavs got blown out.  In game 3 they got lucky.  Yes, I said LUCKY!  In game 3 all the Mavs shots were falling, while the Hornets couldn’t buy a bucket.

Game 4, back to reality.  The Mavs don’t shoot well, the Hornets make shots when they have to.  In the third quater when the Mavericks cut the lead to 5, I thought this may be the start of something.  30 seconds later, I was about to shut the TV off.

I have said it time and time again, the Mavericks play like a bunch of school girls and I blame Avery Johnson.  There is no way this team wins three in a row.  And as the old saying goes, “If you can’t win three in row, Avery must go.” 

Why The Mavericks May Not Show Up For Playoff Basketball

1. Dirk will be getting his hair washed.
2. Eddie Jones forgot to stop running away from a poker game that just got robbed.
3.  Josh Howard has an appointment at Apple Orthodontics.  (After failing to win an NBA Title, hes still looking for “The smile of his life”)
4. The Trainer forgot to pack Jason Terry’s headbands, he refuses to play with out them.
5. Jason Kidd is still celebrating his 100th Triple Double, no one told him the team bus was leaving.
6. Jerry Stackhouse re-injures his groin after a last minute trip to one of those places off Northwest Highway.
7. Eric Dampier is still at Parkland as Doctors try to chip away the cement that coats his hands.
8. No one can find Devon Harris, oh wait, he doesn’t play here anymore.
9. Brandon Bass is in the Hornets locker room.  He’s from Louisiana and now wants to play for the home team.
10. Dirk is still washing his hair.  When was the last time he showed up to play in a playoff game anyway?

Did I mention I am still pulling for the Mavericks.  Lets hope they really do show up to play.