Free PR Advice for Tony Romo

 

If Tony has a publicist and you know who it is, please forward this post to them.  Tony needs to learn how to deal with the Jessica Simpson saga.  Instead of remaining quiet and aloof about the subject embrace it.  Providing the two are very close and still going strong, which it sounds like they are, Tony needs to find a message that will get everyone off his back.

The biggest fear Cowboys fans have is that Jessica Simpson is a “distraction.”  To counter those fears Tony needs to come clean and say this:

“I am deeply in love with Jessica and she is a positive force in my life.  Not only do I feel happy around her, but she is a calming supportive voice.  When I am around her I feel at ease.  I no longer have a desire to go out and party all night long, I would rather spend an evening at home with her.  She has an amazing way of keeping me focused.”

That takes all the ammunition away from critics.  Plus, when you are trying to hide something, people always perceive a problem.  Try it Tony, you may find all the people that interview you will then be totally disarmed and even happy for you.

Jessica Simpson Will Be at the Cowboys Games!

Brace yourselves superstitious Cowboys fans!  Jessica Simpson is telling the San Francisco Chronicle she will be at the Cowboys games no matter what kind of hostile reception she receives.

Simpson and Cowboys star quarterback Tony Romo have been dating for 7 months now and Jessica Claims the two are still going strong.  Will she be a jinx this year?  (I personally don’t think she ever was a jinx, a distraction maybe.)  Who knows, I can tell you, the first game that Tony plays like a mope, the lovely singer will be the first one blamed for her honey’s poor performance.  Silly, but true!

Romo’s New Agent - Daddy Simpson?

NOT!!!

We all know Jessica Simpson’s Dad Joe, has been responsible for cooling off the two lovebirds.  The Boston Herald is now citing a reason!  Joe was pushing to be Tony agent!  He reportedly told The Cowboy superstar with the 67 million dollar contract to dump his current agent Creative Artists Agency and sign with big poppa. 

Jessica, can’t be happy about this, that is unless she was in on the plan all along… hmmmmmmm.

T.O. Gets His Pop Corn - Jerry Gets his Check Book

I have often compared Jerry Jones to George Steinbrenner.  The two are terrific owners that fans love to hate.  But what ever you say about the two ego maniacs, you can’t say they don’t write the checks needed for success.

Today’s signing of Terrel Owens to a 4 year 34 million dollar deal is the Cowboy’s latest step in securing a Super Bowl Ring.  T.O. is great, he has lived up to the hype and has been a top performer every step of the way.  There is no reason to think he won’t perform again this up-coming season.  Without his success, the Cowboys will be nothing.  If T.O. is great, it means Romo is great, which means every other receiver will have a chance to be great.

Lets all thank Jerry for getting Owens locked in long term.  But Lets also thank all the fans that line Jerry’s pockets year after year.  After all it really is your money ending up in Jerry’s (and T.O.s) bank account.

Romo, Simpson - The Saga Continues

Back the freak up, DAD!  That’s what Tony Romo apparently told Jessica’s overbearing father, Joe Simpson.  The Chicago Sun Times reports that if the Jessica - Tony combination is to work as well as the Tony - T.O. combination, Joe Simpson needs to mind his own business.

The two love birds, are apparently still an item.  They were even seen dining at N9NE Steak House at Victory Park last weekend acting like two love struck school children.

Where are Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo?

1. The two are at Valley Ranch taking a hot tub together.
2. Tony is playing golf at Cowboys in Grapevine, telling his friends it’s over with Jessica.
3. Jessica is home on the Internet spreading rumors the two are still an item.
4. Tony is with Joe Simpson collecting the 50-thousand Joe paid Tony to attend Ashley’s wedding.
5. Jessica is in L.A. drunk dialing Nick Lechey.
6. Tony is in Dallas drunk dialing Carrie Underwood.
7. Jessica is in Dallas hiring a private investigator to follow Tony’s every move.
8. Tony is in Dallas filing a restraining order against Jessica and her father.
9. Jessica is alone at her parents house crying in the fetal position for no particular reason.
10. Tony is in Chicago making out with random, hot college chicks.

Watch Tony Romo Sing - Not the Blues Either!

Tony Romo forgot to do one thing before breaking up with Jessica Simpson.  That’s take singing lessons.  I know Jessica may not be the greatest singer in the world but she could certainly help Tony.

He looks pretty happy in Chicago singing “Take me out to the Ball Game.”  With a smile the size of Tank Johnson, Tony butchers the song made so famous by the late great Harry Caray.  Check it out for yourself.  (At least he gets the “ahhh 1, 2, 3! right)

 

This is about the time he was allegedly breaking up with Jessica Simpson.  He really doesn’t seem so upset does he?

In case you are to young to know or even remember who Harry Caray is, I found this clip for you. 

Now that’s how you sing “Take Me Out to the Ball Game”!

Jessica and Tony to Tie the Knot?

 

I might as well join my fellow bloggers by writing about one of the hottest gossip topics on the inter-net.  Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson are still together, that we know for sure.  The marriage plans are still all speculation.

The National Ledger is reporting that Jessica was upset that sister Ashlee is engaged first.  They even speculate Jessica may get Tony drunk in Vegas then force him to marry her.

Another Tabloid has a different take, The Toronto Star says Jessica calls Tony, “her future husband.”  Tony Romo calls Jessica, “John Mayer’s ex, whom I’m sleeping with until I get tired of her. Which may be soon.”

I think The National Ledger probably has it right.  I would’nt be surprised if the two do get married, It’s Tony who changes his name.

In case you were wondering about a list of possible wedding presents, here is a list of what NOT to give the two lovebirds.

1. A can of Stick-um
2. Newlyweds - The first Season DVD collection
3. Any John Mayer CD
4. Any Carrie Underwood CD
5. Tickets to Mexico for a December Vacation

Pac Man could be “The Man”

NFL bad boy Adam “Pac Man” Jones says he’s a changed man.  Nearly pleading for Cowboys owner Jerry Jones to give him a chance.  I say go for it.  Pac Man is an unbelievable talent, and versatile.  At corner-back, he is a master and would surely improve the Cowboys Defense that often struggles to defend against the pass.

 Jones is also a dangerous return man.  Put the ball in his hands, who knows what can happen.   Do I believe he is a changed man? No, I do not.  But who cares, it’s football, not after school choir.  If he gets into trouble in Dallas then he’s gone.   What ever the Cowboys put up to get Jones is worth the risk of him imploding.

And call me crazy, but I think T.O. can be helpful here.  He has matured and can give Pac Man Jones some guidance.  I never thought I would say T.O. would be a positive influence on a team.  But T.O. is proof people can change.