Tony Romo’s Golf Ruins Relationship with Simpson?

Tony Romo is a golfer.  Jessica Simpson is a woman.  The two do not always go hand in hand.  I have watched many of my golfing buddies slip into a state of utter despair and desperation when their wives and girlfriends mandate that golf take a back seat to the relationship.  Every true golfer knows, the “lure of the links” can overtake a man’s soul.

As evidence mounts that Tony and Jessica are over.  One has to wonder if golf played a role.  Just two weeks earlier Tony missed the cut to qualify for the U.S. Open.  We all know what Jessica did to his football abilities, what has she done to his swing!

Jessica is demanding and is eager for Tony’s undivided attention.  For a golfer, “undivided attention” is impossible to give.  Just ask my beautiful, terrific, smart, witty, funny, talented, understanding wife.  She puts up with me playing golf 3-4 times a week.  Never once does she complain, but let me tell you, Amy is in the minority.  Jessica Simpson strikes me as a woman that would complain and Tony strikes me as a man that won’t put up with that.  In the end, maybe, Tony is choosing his golf game over his girlfriend.

Let this be a lesson to women everywhere.  Let your man play as much golf as his heart desires!  In return, he’ll be happy and you will get lots of fancy dinners at great restaurants.  Right Honey?

Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo, The Real Scoop on the Alleged Break Up

First off it amazes me, just how many of you really care about this stuff.  But since you do, I will stay on top of the story for you.  Rumors have been flying that the Tony Romo and Jessica are on the splits-ville.  Even our own Newy Scruggs got sucked into the mix, quoting Star Magazine and TMZ.  Either way, reporting on the relationship that seems to have America captivated, is just a publicity stunt for bloggers and newspapers to get more readers.

In reality that’s what this post is about.  Sadly,  the above headline will generate more viewsthen most of my other Rants combined.  I’m not one to call my readers Suckers, but you fell for it!

But since I do try to serve you, Jessica’s PR Reps say the relationship is strong as ever.  The question is should we believe her?  I think they told the tabloids her and Nick Lachey were going even when the divorce was immanent.  For the real scoop we need to see what Tony has to say.