The pick of Joe Biden as Obama’s Vice-Presidential Running mate makes one thing perfectly clear. The old time politicos, Democrats and Republicans alike, know the importance of an old white guy with silly hair.
John McCain has what us New Yorkers call, an old fashioned “Long Island Sweep.” More commonly known as the comb over. It looks like his fine white hair is weighed down in some kind of not to greasy Dipsy Doo.
Joe Biden rocks, “The Trump plus 20.” The Biden due looks great from a far, but its far from good. Up close the thinning hair seems to float above the scalp somehow defying earth’s gravitational pull. And if you look very closely, Joe Biden’s hair could almost fit into the mullet category. Just a tad to long in the back.
Maybe these two great Americans know something we don’t know about the power of the bad white hair draw. We do know each candidate is hoping the other will be, “hair today and gone tomorrow.” (At least gone by mid November anyway.)
