Tony Romo’s Golf Ruins Relationship with Simpson?
Tony Romo is a golfer. Jessica Simpson is a woman. The two do not always go hand in hand. I have watched many of my golfing buddies slip into a state of utter despair and desperation when their wives and girlfriends mandate that golf take a back seat to the relationship. Every true golfer knows, the “lure of the links” can overtake a man’s soul.
As evidence mounts that Tony and Jessica are over. One has to wonder if golf played a role. Just two weeks earlier Tony missed the cut to qualify for the U.S. Open. We all know what Jessica did to his football abilities, what has she done to his swing!
Jessica is demanding and is eager for Tony’s undivided attention. For a golfer, “undivided attention” is impossible to give. Just ask my beautiful, terrific, smart, witty, funny, talented, understanding wife. She puts up with me playing golf 3-4 times a week. Never once does she complain, but let me tell you, Amy is in the minority. Jessica Simpson strikes me as a woman that would complain and Tony strikes me as a man that won’t put up with that. In the end, maybe, Tony is choosing his golf game over his girlfriend.
Let this be a lesson to women everywhere. Let your man play as much golf as his heart desires! In return, he’ll be happy and you will get lots of fancy dinners at great restaurants. Right Honey?
May 15, 2008 at 5:05 pm
I think that if guys go golfing and their girlfriend/wife doesn’t complain, I’m sure that men can do the same when it comes to shopping or whatever the ladies want to do. It has to be a fair trade off… Perhaps, they can golf together on occasion and then they can do their own thing as well! To complain about something so minute as golf b/c they aren’t spending time with them is ridiculous! It just goes to show that they are demanding and needy. Sometimes, it’s good to have your own thing to do.
May 15, 2008 at 9:24 pm
My wife agrees with you. It’s why she’s the best ever. I agree with you too, on everything except the playing golf together part. Let’s not let all the worlds collide, to quote George Costanza.